Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Audrey and I should Rule this show

It's time again for the Bachelorette. I know everyone will be surprised I'm suckered in again. It happens every season. And I thought Jillian Harris was an absolute doll from the last season. I hope she finds a Prince. And I know who she should choose already...

Meet: Jake. He's a pilot from Dallas, Texas. He is respectful, genuine, sweet oh yeah- and HOT. Audrey likes his southern charm and I like...everything about him. Audrey and I have a sixth sense about these things. Jillian should choose Jake if she knows what's best for her.


Jillian- If you fall across my blog please take my advice: Choose JAKE! Here are the guys you should avoid.

There are several creepers in disguise. Please don't fall for their tricks.

1. Tanner P. (he has a weird foot fetish and he's just gross)
2. David (he's a weepa and a creepa.- Stay away from guys that Cry that much)
3. Brian (I think he's gone but anyone who streaks that much in front of a camera has got to have issues.)
4. Brad (don't keep anyone who's THAT nerdy..... well, and ugly.)
5. Wes (I have a feeling he'll weasel himself far...but he's in it for his career and he seems a little possessive to me. I love musicians but this one needs to be kicked to the curb.)

Honorable Mentions: (they would be acceptable to make it to the top three, romantic dates, and hometown visits.)


Reid, Realtor from PA
Kiptyn, Business Developer from CA

3 comments:

Danneel said...

I totally agree! I am sucked in as well - and this one better work out!

allie askins said...

i really like reid!!!
and
you forgot
stay away from
juan....
EVERYBODY hates juan. at least all the boys...

Georges said...

AMEN, AMEN & AMEN!! I knew we were friends for a reason Katie...a girl after my own heart! I agree with you 100% on everything... all the way down to the last 3. Here's Jon's 2 cents..."I'm a weepa and a creepa!" Is that bad?? I say he's a weepa, but ain't no creepa!!